These are shots of Dancing with the Star’s Cheryl Burke in the Caribbeans over the weekend, and I’m guessing she’s in great shape for a ballroom dancer. Then again, I’m not invited to many balls because I’m too fancy and make everybody look bad. Trust me, I didn’t believe it at first either, but as I rode my bike home that night I realized, “Holy shit, it’s true.” I would later find myself buying a “Classy as Fuck” T-shirt while repeatedly saying the word “indeed” thus confirming my suspicions.